There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
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Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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