You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
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this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
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I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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