Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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