sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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