Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
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why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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