So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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