idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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