return my video game
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I cut my penus on the lid.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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