VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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