he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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