ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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