Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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