you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
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Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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