I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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