He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
