my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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