It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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