Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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