Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
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Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
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