Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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