question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
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Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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