there's paper in my vomit.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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