Walk of Shame. In a state park.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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