I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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