Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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