Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
