We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
We had to coat check the pizza.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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