New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
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No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
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I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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