i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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