I can't watch pbs sober anymore
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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