Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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