I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
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Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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