im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
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I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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