as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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