Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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