ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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