That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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