The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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