One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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