We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
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Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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