i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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