that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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