My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
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