I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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