the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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