It's Friday. Sex?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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