Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
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Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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