Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
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i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
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I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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