ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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