Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
When are your genitals available?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
This toilet bowl is my home.
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