I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
