how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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