How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
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So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
you never un-have a 4some
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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