I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
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i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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