And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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