DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
